Ah, the whims of fate have taken a turn, brave adventurer! The D20, in its capricious nature, has rolled a critical failure—a fateful 1. Fear not, for in the grand tapestry of THE FATES HAVE SPOKEN!, even the lows of a critical fail add a dash of unpredictability to your shopping quest.
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